Asshole from El Paso Harmonica Tabs

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We don’t have no love ins in El Paso

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We don’t go to porno picture shows

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We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors

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And we keep our kids away from Mexico.

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And I’m proud to be an a*shole from El Paso

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A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

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You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos

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And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

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We don’t wipe our a*ses on Old Glory,

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God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.

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We keep our women virgins ‘til they’re married

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So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.

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And I’m proud to be an a*shole from El Paso

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A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

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You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos

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And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.