Key: G
Genre: General
Harp Type: Diatonic
Pigs (Three Different Ones)
7 -6 7 -7 7
Big man, pig man
-6 -6 6 -6 6 6 5
Ha haaaaa, charade you are
-7 7 -7 7 -7 7
You well heeled big wheel
-6 -6 6 -6 6 6 6
Ha, haaaaa, charade you are
6 -6 6 -6 -6 6 -6 7 7
And when your hand is on your heart
-3 -4 -4 -3 5 -4
You’re nearly a good laugh
-4 -4 -3 5 -4
Almost a joker
-3 -3 -4 -4 -3 5 -4
With your head down the pig bin
4 -4’ -4 4 5 -4
Saying ‘Keep on digging’
-4 -4 -4 4 5 -4
Pig stain on your fat chin
4 -4 4 -4 4 -5
What do you hope to find
-4 -4 4 -5 -4
Down in the pig mine
-4 -4 -4 4 -5
You’re nearly a laugh
-4 -4 -4 4 -5
You’re nearly a laugh
-4 -4 -5 -4 -5 5 8 7
But you’re really a cryyyyy
7 -7 7 -7 7
Bus stop rat bag
-6 -6 6 -6 6 6 5
Ha haaaaa, charade you are
-7 7 -7 7 -7 7
You f*cked up old hag
-6 -6 6 -6 6 6 6
Ha haaaaa, charade you are
6 -6 6 -6 -6 -6 6 -6 7 7
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
-3” -4 -4 4 5 -4
You’re nearly a good laugh
-4 -4 -4 4 5 -4
Almost worth a quick grin
4 -4 4 -4 4 -4 -4
You like the feel of steel
-3” -4 -4 -4 4 5 -4
You’re hot stuff with a hatpin
4 -4 -4 4 4 -5 -5
And good fun with a hand gun
-4 -4 -4 4 -5
You’re nearly a laugh
-4 -4 -4 4 -5
You’re nearly a laugh
-4 -4 -5 -4 -5 5 8 7
But you’re really a cryyyy
7 -7 7 -7 7
Hey you, White house
-6 -6 6 -6 6 6 5
Ha haaaaa, charade you are
-7 7 -7 7 -7 7
You house proud town mouse
-6 -6 6 -6 6 6 5
Ha haaaaa, charade you are
6 -6 -6 6 -6 -6 -6 -6 -6 7 7
You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street
4 -4 -4 4 5 -4
You’re nearly a real treat
-4 -4 -4 4 5 -4
All tight lips and cold feet
4 -4 4 -4 4 -5 -5
And do you feel abused?
-5 -4 4 -4 4 -4 4 -5
You gotta stem the evil tide
4 -4 4 -4 -4 4 -5 -4
And keep it all on the inside
-4 -4 4 -4 -4 -4 4 -5
Mary you’re nearly a treat
-4 -4 4 -4 -4 4 -5
Mary you’re nearly a treat
-4 -4 -5 -5 -4 -5 5 8 7
But you’re really a cryyyy
