O Susanna (silly version)

O Susanna (the silly version)

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O Susianna

Don’t mean to cause you pain

You know I love you honey

But your face would stop a train

We was comin outta Denver

The weather bein’ fine

Goin’ to Kansas City

On that – Rock Island Line

thirty miles of track ahead

and I heard the brakes go out

some of the men began to pray

but I began to shout

Oh Susanna,

don’t mean to cause you pain

You know I love you honey,

but your face could stop a train.

Did you hear about Susanna,

she was in a terrible wreck

yeah, a big truck hit her head on

and durn near broke her neck

Well, they worked all night

they worked all day

they finally got her free

and now she’s wearing treadmarks

where dimples used to be

Ohhhh Susianna

Don’t mean to cause you pain

You know I love you honey

But your face would stop a train

We was drillin down in Texas

And the hole began to choke

Yeah we lost the bit in bedrock

And the boss was goin broke

Foreman called for Susianna

Give ‘er a shot of Gin

Shoved her headfirst down the hole

And brought that gusher in

Oh it’s heartache and heartache and heartache

for a loved one that looks the way you do (hard looker!)

Oh it’s heartache and heartache and heartache

Meanest lookin gal I ever knew

Susie anna, Suzie anna, Suzie anna!!!